The text below contains quotations from Mark Twain, along with a sowing of a bunch of *p*h*o*n*e*y* email addresses to confound and confuse the ubiquitous spambots. Another such list can be found here, if you are inclined to check it out. |
| Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~ I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.~~ Alvin Jeskewitz~~ Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.~~ Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~Marlin Petrowski~~ |
| A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~ It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.~~ Honesty is the best policy — when there is money in it.~~ Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~ Terry Colón~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.~~James Klusman~~ |
| I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.~~ Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.~~ Timothy Cameron~~ A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.~~ I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.~~Scott Pawlinski~~ |
| A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.~~ Luther Sykora~~ It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.~~ I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.~~DuWayne Huebsch~~ |
| Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.~~ Thomas Vrakas~~ In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~ Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~ It is easier to stay out than get out.~~Stephen Porter~~ |
| Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~ I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.~~ Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.~~ Wayne Grothman~~ An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.~~ Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~Fredrick Kreibich~~ |
| It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~ I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~ Julie Williams~~ I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.~~ A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~Marlene Sykora~~ |
| Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~ In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~ It is easier to stay out than get out.~~ Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~ James Johnson-Odom~~ An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~ It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.~~Gary Murphy~~ |
| In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~ It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ Sarah Miller~~ Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~ I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.~~ I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~ I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.~~Mark Pawlinski~~ |
| I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~ In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~ I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.~~ I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~ Rick Hutchison~~ It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.~~Luther Sykora~~ |
| An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.~~ I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.~~ Frank Pawlinski~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~ It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.~~ In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~ Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~Anthony Spillner~~ |
| Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~ It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.~~ Steven Sykora~~ A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~ Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~ A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~ It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.~~Thomas Hubler~~ |
| Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~ Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~ It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.~~ Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~ Suzanne Handrick~~ Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.~~ Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.~~Frank Urban~~ |
| Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~ A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~ Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~ A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~ Kitty Olsen~~ Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~ Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~ Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~ I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.~~Steve Steinbrink~~ |
| It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ Honesty is the best policy — when there is money in it.~~ Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.~~ I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.~~ Timothy Jeskewitz~~ Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.~~ A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~ Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~Rosa Hasenohrl~~ |
| Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.~~ Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~ I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.~~ Jeffrey D'Amato~~ Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~ In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~Fredrick Coggs~~ |
| It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.~~ A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~ Antonio Hutchison~~ I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.~~ A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~Steve Olsen~~ |
| A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~ Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.~~ Jerry Wieckert~~ In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~ Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.~~ Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.~~ In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~Chris Johnsrud~~ |
| A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~ It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.~~ Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.~~ Terrance Ott~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~Eugene Waukau~~ |
| Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~ It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.~~ If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.~~ David Travis~~ In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~ Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.~~ Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.~~ Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~John Black~~ |
| A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~ I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.~~ Marlin Schooff~~ An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.~~ Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.~~Frank Ryba~~ |
| Honesty is the best policy — when there is money in it.~~ An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ Peter Foti~~ An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~Jeff Balow~~ |
| In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~ Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~ John Nardelli~~ It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.~~ In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~DuWayne Wood~~ |
| Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~ It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ Johnnie Jensen~~ It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~ Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.~~Jean Plale~~ |
| Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.~~ In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~ Terry Kreibich~~ I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~ Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.~~ I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.~~Lorraine Cameron~~ |
| In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~ Marlin Klusman~~ Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.~~ Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.~~ A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~Dan Kedzie~~ |
| A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~ A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~ A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~ It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.~~ Jeffrey Steinbrink~~ In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~ Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.~~Chris Sykora~~ |
| I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~ Martin Boyle~~ It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.~~ I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.~~Suzanne Ziegelbauer~~ |
| If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ Julie Williams~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~ Honesty is the best policy — when there is money in it.~~ I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.~~Luther Sherman~~ |
| In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.~~ Leon Nass~~ Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.~~ I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.~~ Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.~~Sarah Seratti~~ |
| Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.~~ I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.~~ Carol Meyerhofer~~ A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~ I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.~~ I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.~~Terrance Breier~~ |
| Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~ It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.~~ Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~ Terry Gronemus~~ Honesty is the best policy — when there is money in it.~~ It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~ Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.~~Marlene Ainsworth~~ |
| Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~ Peggy Breier~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~ In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~Stephen Meyer~~ |
| Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~ Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.~~ Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.~~ Phil Wood~~ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.~~ A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~ In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~ Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~Julie Bock~~ |
| In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.~~ Steve Albers~~ Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.~~ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.~~ Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.~~Julie Colón~~ |
| Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~ If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.~~ Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ Wayne Krusick~~ A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~ I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~Michael Nardelli~~ |
| Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~ It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.~~ Terry Jeskewitz~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.~~ It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.~~ I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.~~Robin Gard~~ |
| Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.~~ I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~ Marc Boyle~~ Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.~~ Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.~~John Meyerhofer~~ |
| Honesty is the best policy — when there is money in it.~~ I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~ It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.~~ Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.~~ Terry Wasserman~~ I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.~~ It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.~~Angel Kaufert~~ |
| I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.~~ Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.~~ It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.~~ Glenn Skindrud~~ It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ Honesty is the best policy — when there is money in it.~~Chris Jensen~~ |
| I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.~~ Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~ Pedro Suder~~ Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~ Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~G. Spencer Duff~~ |
| Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.~~ Sheryl Sinicki~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.~~ Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.~~Cloyd Brandemuehl~~ |
| If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.~~ Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~ G. Spencer Hebl~~ It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.~~ Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~ Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~Lorraine Olsen~~ |
| If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.~~ In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~ I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.~~ Marc Ward~~ Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~ Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~Alvin Kreuser~~ |
| I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~ Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~ DuWayne Klusman~~ Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.~~ A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~ Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.~~Dean Johnson-Odom~~ |
| Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~ Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.~~ Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.~~ Mark Sanchez~~ Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.~~ In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~Judith Miller~~ |
| I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.~~ A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~ Gregory Duff~~ Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~ I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.~~ In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~Glenn Ziegelbauer~~ |
| It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.~~ Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.~~ Chris Ladwig~~ I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~ Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.~~G. Spencer Rhoades~~ |
| I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.~~ I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.~~ Willie Gundrum~~ Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~ It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.~~ It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.~~ Honesty is the best policy — when there is money in it.~~David Kestell~~ |
| It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.~~ If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.~~ Carol Underheim~~ It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~Fredrick Meyerhofer~~ |
| Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.~~ It is easier to stay out than get out.~~ Anthony Riley~~ Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~ Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.~~Jerry Gronemus~~ |
| In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~ Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~ A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~ Don Travis~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~Fredrick Sykora~~ |
| It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.~~ Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.~~ Peter Meyerhofer~~ Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.~~ I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.~~Marlin Huebsch~~ |
| Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~ I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.~~ Joseph Richards~~ I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.~~ It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.~~ Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.~~Scott Suder~~ |
| A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~ Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.~~ I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.~~ Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~ Donald Morris-Tatum~~ Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~ It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.~~ Honesty is the best policy — when there is money in it.~~Terese Meyer~~ |
| In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ Johnnie Coggs~~ An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~ A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~ A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~Suzanne Lasee~~ |
| Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~ I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.~~ Alvin Ward~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~ Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.~~Polly Murphy~~ |
| I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~ A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~ Marlin Cullen~~ A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~ I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.~~ It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.~~ I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.~~Stephen Duff~~ |
| It is easier to stay out than get out.~~ Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~ Gregg Musser~~ Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~ Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.~~ Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.~~Polly Steinbrink~~ |
| I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.~~ If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ Frank Sanchez~~ In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~ I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~ A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~Johnnie Turner~~ |
| If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.~~ It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.~~ Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~ A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~ Lee Ward~~ Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.~~ Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.~~ A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~Shirley Kreibich~~ |
| In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~ I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.~~ Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~ Barbara Gronemus~~ In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.~~Leon Kestell~~ |
| Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.~~ Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.~~ Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~ I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.~~ Willie Petrowski~~ I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.~~ I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~Fredrick Wasserman~~ |
| It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.~~ It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~ Antonio Underheim~~ It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.~~ Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.~~Timothy Porter~~ |
| Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~ Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.~~ If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~ Gregory Jeskewitz~~ It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.~~ An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.~~Fredrick Waukau~~ |
| It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.~~ I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.~~ A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~ Sheldon Waukau~~ I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.~~ Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~ Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~Julie Pocan~~ |
| It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.~~ Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.~~ Julie Seratti~~ Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.~~ I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~ Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.~~ It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.~~Lee Urban~~ |
| Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~ I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.~~ Martin Freese~~ In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~ If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.~~Peter Freese~~ |
| I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~ Marc Foti~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.~~Glenn Gard~~ |
| Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.~~ Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.~~ It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ Steven Krug~~ I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.~~ An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~ It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.~~James Gordon~~ |
| Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~ It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.~~ I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~ Dan Hines~~ It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.~~Larry Waukau~~ |
| Honesty is the best policy — when there is money in it.~~ It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~ Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.~~ Johnnie Williams~~ I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~ I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.~~ It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~Eugene Freese~~ |
| It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ Thomas Herron~~ Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.~~ Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~Jerry Sinicki~~ |
| Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.~~ In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~ Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~ Mark Rhoades~~ A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~ I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.~~Steven Owens~~ |
| A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~ I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.~~ Jeffrey Grothman~~ A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~ It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.~~Neal Herron~~ |
| Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~ Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~ Neal Townsend~~ A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~ It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.~~ Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~Sheryl Young~~ |
| If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.~~ It is easier to stay out than get out.~~ I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~ Bonnie Pocan~~ I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~Donald Wood~~ |
| If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.~~ It is easier to stay out than get out.~~ Michael Handrick~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~Joseph Stone~~ |
| Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.~~ Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.~~ G. Spencer Boyle~~ It is easier to stay out than get out.~~ Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~Polly Powers~~ |
| Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~ Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.~~ Gary Huebsch~~ I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.~~ I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.~~Peter Lehman~~ |
| I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.~~ A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~ An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ Barbara Young~~ A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~ Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~ I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.~~Don Freese~~ |
| Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.~~ A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~ I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.~~ An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ Neal Kestell~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~ Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~ It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.~~Shirley Montgomery~~ |
| Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~ A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~ Stephen Underheim~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~ I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.~~David Jensen~~ |
| Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~ Honesty is the best policy — when there is money in it.~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~ Jean Klusman~~ In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~ It is easier to stay out than get out.~~Leon Hines~~ |
| It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~ A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~ Neal Kaufert~~ Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.~~ Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.~~ In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~Terrance Albers~~ |
| Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~ It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.~~ In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~ John Balow~~ Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.~~ Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~ In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~Don Underheim~~ |
| Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~ I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ Eugene Gordon~~ I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.~~ In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~Phil Pawlinski~~ |
| Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~ Joan Balow~~ Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.~~ Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.~~ I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.~~Joan Duff~~ |
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