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| Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.~~ It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.~~ Terrance Foti~~ I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~Chris Gronemus~~ |
| Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~ Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~ A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~ Frank Richards~~ In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~ It is easier to stay out than get out.~~ I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.~~ It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.~~Johnnie Kedzie~~ |
| Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~ Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~ A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~ Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.~~ Gregory Johnson-Odom~~ Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.~~ I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.~~G. Spencer Gronemus~~ |
| I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~ Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.~~ Cloyd Montgomery~~ It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.~~ It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.~~ Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~David Balow~~ |
| I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.~~ I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.~~ It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.~~ Martin D'Amato~~ I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.~~ I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.~~Barbara Schooff~~ |
| Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~ Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.~~ Carol Black~~ I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.~~ It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ It is easier to stay out than get out.~~Jeffrey Ladwig~~ |
| Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~ If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~ Dan Hasenohrl~~ Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~Angel Cameron~~ |
| I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ Marlin Handrick~~ A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~ A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~ Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.~~Mark Carpenter~~ |
| I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~ Glenn Hahn~~ A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~ Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.~~ Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.~~ Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~Gary Kelso~~ |
| A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~ Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.~~ Shirley Kedzie~~ Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~Robert Breier~~ |
| Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.~~ In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~ Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.~~ In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~ Gregg Jensen~~ It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.~~ It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.~~ Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~Robert Berceau~~ |
| A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~ I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.~~ Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.~~ Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~ Bonnie Murphy~~ I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.~~ In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~Donald Powers~~ |
| In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.~~ It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.~~ Carol Schooff~~ In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~ Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~ Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.~~ I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~Joan Owens~~ |
| If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.~~ It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.~~ It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ Gary Goetsch~~ Honesty is the best policy — when there is money in it.~~ It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.~~Polly Wieckert~~ |
| Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.~~ Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.~~ Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.~~ Lorraine Krusick~~ It is easier to stay out than get out.~~ It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.~~ Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.~~Terry Powers~~ |
| Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~ I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~ Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.~~ Dan Huber~~ Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.~~ I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.~~David Duff~~ |
| It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.~~ In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~ Anthony Sherman~~ Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.~~ It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.~~ Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~Scott Lehman~~ |
| I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.~~ In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~ Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.~~ Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~ Sarah Staskunas~~ I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~ Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.~~ Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~ I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.~~Dean Herron~~ |
| Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~ Rosa Bock~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~ I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.~~ Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.~~ Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~Mary Kaufert~~ |
| Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~ It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~ Luther Lehman~~ Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.~~ A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~Jon Ward~~ |
| It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.~~ Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.~~ Gregg Black~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~ It is easier to stay out than get out.~~Cloyd Wasserman~~ |
| An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~ I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.~~ Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.~~ Steve Colón~~ It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.~~ I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~David Grothman~~ |
| Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~ Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.~~ Honesty is the best policy — when there is money in it.~~ Mary D'Amato~~ Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~ Honesty is the best policy — when there is money in it.~~ Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.~~G. Spencer Meyer~~ |
| Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.~~ Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~ Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.~~ Spencer Hoven~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.~~ Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~ A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~Daniel Krusick~~ |
| Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~ Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.~~ James Huebsch~~ An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~DuWayne Spillner~~ |
| It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~ An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ Neal Huebsch~~ In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~ It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.~~ A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~Carol Petrowski~~ |
| If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.~~ Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.~~ Mark Reynolds~~ I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.~~ Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.~~ It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.~~Frank Meyerhofer~~ |
| Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~ A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~ Lee Grothman~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~Larry Klusman~~ |
| It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.~~ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.~~ Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.~~ A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~ Dean Steinbrink~~ I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~Thomas Gordon~~ |
| It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.~~ Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~ Gary Suder~~ I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.~~ It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.~~Marlene Albers~~ |
| I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~ A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~ It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.~~ Larry Krug~~ It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.~~Angel Travis~~ |
| A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~ Martin Klusman~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~ Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~ Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~Joan LaFave~~ |
| Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.~~ In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~ David Steinbrink~~ Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~ It is easier to stay out than get out.~~ I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.~~Luther Freese~~ |
| I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.~~ Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~ Robin Sinicki~~ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.~~ An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~Wayne Freese~~ |
| Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~ Dean Colón~~ An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ Honesty is the best policy — when there is money in it.~~Joseph Underheim~~ |
| In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~ I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.~~ A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~ Polly Richards~~ Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~ An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.~~Stephen Steinbrink~~ |
| I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.~~ Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.~~ Michael Lassa~~ Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~ It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.~~ I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~Frank Kedzie~~ |
| Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.~~ Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~ It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.~~ Phil Olsen~~ Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.~~ It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.~~ Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.~~ A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~Gregg Schneider~~ |
| It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.~~ Sheryl Pettis~~ In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~ It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~ Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~Dan Spillner~~ |
| I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.~~ Wayne Owens~~ Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~ It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.~~ Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~ A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~Eugene Henningsen~~ |
| Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~ Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.~~ It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.~~ Sheldon Underheim~~ A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~ Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~ I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.~~ Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.~~Sheldon Gard~~ |
| Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~ Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~ Carol Kelso~~ It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ It is easier to stay out than get out.~~ I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.~~Lee Gunderson~~ |
| Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.~~ It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.~~ Martin Kreuser~~ Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~ Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~Donald LaFave~~ |
| Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.~~ Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~ Angel Nass~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~ Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~Alvin Hubler~~ |
| I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.~~ Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~ Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~ Larry Schooff~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~ It is easier to stay out than get out.~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ Honesty is the best policy — when there is money in it.~~Lorraine Jensen~~ |
| It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.~~ Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~ I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~ It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.~~ Anthony Nass~~ It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~ I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.~~ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.~~Johnnie Rhoades~~ |
| It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.~~ It is easier to stay out than get out.~~ Paul Sanchez~~ I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~Glenn Berceau~~ |
| It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ Marlin Krug~~ It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~ A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~Anthony Grothman~~ |
| Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~ Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~ Dean Gordon~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~ Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.~~ Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~Frank Gronemus~~ |
| In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~ It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.~~ Barbara Kestell~~ It is easier to stay out than get out.~~ It is easier to stay out than get out.~~ Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~Daniel Carpenter~~ |
| A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~ I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.~~ It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.~~ Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.~~ Pedro Leibham~~ Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~ An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.~~ It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.~~Lee Meyer~~ |
| An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.~~ Willie Herron~~ I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.~~ It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.~~ Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.~~Dan Meyerhofer~~ |
| It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.~~ Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.~~ Michael Lasee~~ Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~ Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~ Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.~~ I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.~~Gregory Musser~~ |
| Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~ It is easier to stay out than get out.~~ In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~ Stephen Kedzie~~ If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.~~ If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~Alvin Pettis~~ |
| A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~ An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ Peter Kreibich~~ It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.~~ In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~ I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.~~Johnnie Gundrum~~ |
| I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~ Jon Herron~~ It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.~~ In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~ Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~ Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.~~Wayne Johnson-Odom~~ |
| Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.~~ I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.~~ Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~ Paul Murphy~~ Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.~~ I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~ Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~Jerry Turner~~ |
| Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.~~ If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.~~ Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ Sarah Porter~~ Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~ Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~ I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.~~Michael Lassa~~ |
| It is easier to stay out than get out.~~ Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~ It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ Mary Plouff~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~ A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~ It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.~~ Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.~~Shirley Meyer~~ |
| I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.~~ I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.~~ Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~ Robin Balow~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ Honesty is the best policy — when there is money in it.~~ Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.~~Timothy Gronemus~~ |
| An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~ It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.~~ Honesty is the best policy — when there is money in it.~~ G. Spencer Nardelli~~ I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.~~Phil Freese~~ |
| Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ Barbara Wasserman~~ If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.~~ It is easier to stay out than get out.~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.~~Don Hutchison~~ |
| I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.~~ An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ Wayne Ainsworth~~ Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.~~ A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~ It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.~~Robert Steinbrink~~ |
| A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~ I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.~~ Lee Donovan~~ Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~ It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.~~Lorraine Coggs~~ |
| Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.~~ Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.~~ It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.~~ Carol Underheim~~ A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~ Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.~~ It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.~~David Hahn~~ |
| If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.~~ In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~ Lorraine Foti~~ It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.~~ Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~ Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.~~Scott Hoven~~ |
| Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.~~ In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~ It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~ Peter Lehman~~ I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.~~ A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~Joseph Ziegelbauer~~ |
| Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~ I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.~~ Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~ Donald Schneider~~ Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.~~ Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.~~ I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.~~Don Olsen~~ |
| I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.~~ Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~ Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ Antonio Ladwig~~ Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.~~ I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~Marc Pocan~~ |
| It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.~~ An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.~~ Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~ Leon Montgomery~~ It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~Lee Reynolds~~ |
| If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.~~ It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.~~ Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.~~ Steve Jensen~~ Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.~~ An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~Luther Turner~~ |
| It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.~~ In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~ Joan Petrowski~~ It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.~~ I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.~~ Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~Kitty LaFave~~ |
| Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.~~ I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.~~ I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~ Martin Donovan~~ It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~ Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.~~Frank Reynolds~~ |
| An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.~~ Kitty Plale~~ If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~Lee Lehman~~ |
| In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~ Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~ Antonio Grothman~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~ A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~Alvin Krusick~~ |
| Honesty is the best policy — when there is money in it.~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~ I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.~~ Terry Balow~~ Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~ I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.~~Alvin Ladwig~~ |
| A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ Terry Kreibich~~ A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~ I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~ Honesty is the best policy — when there is money in it.~~ I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~G. Spencer Hines~~ |
| Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.~~ Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.~~ Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ Phil Duff~~ I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.~~ Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~ Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~Donald Gundrum~~ |
| I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.~~ Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~ Marc Musser~~ I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.~~ Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.~~ Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~ Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.~~Martin Reynolds~~ |
| I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.~~ A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~ Timothy Murphy~~ It is easier to stay out than get out.~~ It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.~~ Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~Marlin Miller~~ |
| In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~ Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.~~ If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.~~ Cloyd Breier~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~ If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.~~ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.~~Leon Sanchez~~ |
| I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.~~ In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~ A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~ Jeff Wieckert~~ It is easier to stay out than get out.~~ Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~Polly Ainsworth~~ |
| I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.~~ Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.~~ Leon Krug~~ Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~Sheryl Lehman~~ |
| Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.~~ It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.~~ Marlin Cullen~~ Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~ It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.~~ Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~John Bock~~ |
| It is easier to stay out than get out.~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~ Chris Johnson-Odom~~ I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~Leon Staskunas~~ |
| Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.~~ I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.~~ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.~~ A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~ Leon Owens~~ Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.~~ A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~ In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~Bonnie Pettis~~ |
| Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.~~ It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.~~ It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.~~ Terry Handrick~~ I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.~~ Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~Robin Kelso~~ |
| Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~ It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ Robert Freese~~ Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~ It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.~~Barbara Boyle~~ |
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