The text below contains quotations from Mark Twain, along with a sowing of a bunch of *p*h*o*n*e*y* email addresses to confound and confuse the ubiquitous spambots. Another such list can be found here, if you are inclined to check it out. |
| I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.~~ Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~ Anthony Ainsworth~~ A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~ It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.~~Polly Richards~~ |
| A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ Michael Lehman~~ Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~ I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.~~ Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~Gregg Plale~~ |
| Honesty is the best policy — when there is money in it.~~ I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.~~ Thomas Colón~~ Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.~~ I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~ Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.~~ An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~Bonnie Underheim~~ |
| Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~ I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.~~ Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~ Leon Bock~~ Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.~~ I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~Jeffrey Brandemuehl~~ |
| It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.~~ I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~ Marlin Lassa~~ Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.~~ Honesty is the best policy — when there is money in it.~~Lee Schooff~~ |
| It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.~~ It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ Martin Goetsch~~ An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~Michael Donovan~~ |
| Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.~~ Michael Kelso~~ Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~ It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~Lee Goetsch~~ |
| Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~ If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~ Terry Black~~ An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~Johnnie Sherman~~ |
| In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~ Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~ Don Duff~~ In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~ Honesty is the best policy — when there is money in it.~~Spencer Kedzie~~ |
| I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.~~ A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~ Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.~~ Julie Cameron~~ An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~Daniel Hutchison~~ |
| A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~ Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.~~ A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~ Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.~~ Cloyd Plouff~~ I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.~~ Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.~~Daniel D'Amato~~ |
| Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~ Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.~~ It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~ Don Hasenohrl~~ Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~Lorraine Hahn~~ |
| Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.~~ I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~ In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~ It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.~~ Gary Seratti~~ In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~ In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~ I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.~~ It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.~~Gregory Steinbrink~~ |
| Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.~~ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.~~ Marlin Porter~~ If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~Julie Krusick~~ |
| Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~ Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.~~ It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ Jon Huber~~ Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~ Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~Alvin Hundertmark~~ |
| Honesty is the best policy — when there is money in it.~~ In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~ Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~ Mary Johnsrud~~ I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~ Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.~~Marlin Kreuser~~ |
| A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~ Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~ Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.~~ Spencer Kestell~~ Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~Jerry Foti~~ |
| In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~ Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.~~ Joseph Hasenohrl~~ Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.~~ It is easier to stay out than get out.~~ Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~Willie Huebsch~~ |
| I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.~~ In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~ I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.~~ A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~ Marlene Bohl~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~Marc Riley~~ |
| It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~ Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.~~ Jean Hubler~~ Honesty is the best policy — when there is money in it.~~ It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.~~ A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~Willie Balow~~ |
| Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.~~ Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.~~ Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~ I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.~~ Paul Travis~~ Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~ I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~ An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~Peggy Boyle~~ |
| If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.~~ Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~ Shirley Underheim~~ It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~ A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~Gary Urban~~ |
| It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~ Alvin Donovan~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~Scott Hebl~~ |
| If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.~~ Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~ A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~ Neal Kreibich~~ Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~ It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~Terrance Travis~~ |
| Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~ Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.~~ It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.~~ I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.~~ Martin Urban~~ It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.~~ Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.~~Luther Sykora~~ |
| I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ Marlin Walker~~ Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.~~ I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.~~ Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~Sheryl Reynolds~~ |
| An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.~~ Glenn Jeskewitz~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~ Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~Johnnie Richards~~ |
| Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.~~ In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~ Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.~~ Gregory Richards~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.~~ Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~Michael D'Amato~~ |
| I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~ I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ Steve Porter~~ Honesty is the best policy — when there is money in it.~~ A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~ Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.~~Neal Jeskewitz~~ |
| Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~ Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~ Glenn Black~~ It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~ Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.~~ I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~Fredrick Powers~~ |
| Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.~~ I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~ Joseph Jeskewitz~~ A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~Martin Foti~~ |
| I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.~~ I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.~~ A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~ Stephen Kreibich~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~ I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~Mark Kelso~~ |
| It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.~~ Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~ It is easier to stay out than get out.~~ Marlin Skindrud~~ Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.~~ A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~Dean Nass~~ |
| It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.~~ In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~ Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.~~ Wayne Duff~~ An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~Marlene Krug~~ |
| Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~ Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~ I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.~~ Donald Krug~~ A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~ Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~ A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~Marlene Travis~~ |
| Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.~~ I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ Judith Sherman~~ In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~ In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~Steve Hebl~~ |
| Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.~~ In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~ If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.~~ Neal Pocan~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~ Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~John Krug~~ |
| If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.~~ In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~ I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.~~ Gregg Krusick~~ I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~Rosa Owens~~ |
| Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.~~ Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~ Antonio Duff~~ It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~Carol Schneider~~ |
| Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.~~ Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~ A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~ Terese Gard~~ Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.~~ A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~DuWayne Ladwig~~ |
| Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.~~ Honesty is the best policy — when there is money in it.~~ Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~ Gary Jensen~~ Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~Lorraine Sinicki~~ |
| It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~ Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~ Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.~~ Pedro Ryba~~ It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.~~ I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.~~Dan Skindrud~~ |
| It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.~~ Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.~~ Pedro Huber~~ Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.~~ It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~Carol Musser~~ |
| I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.~~ If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.~~ Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~ In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~ Fredrick Sinicki~~ Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~ Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~ Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~Spencer Montgomery~~ |
| I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.~~ I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.~~ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.~~ Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.~~ Chris Black~~ Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~Phil Nass~~ |
| I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.~~ A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~ An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ Johnnie Skindrud~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~ Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~ A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~Rick Young~~ |
| Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.~~ If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.~~ Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~ In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~ Lee Wieckert~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~ Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~Willie Leibham~~ |
| An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.~~ Sheldon Walker~~ Honesty is the best policy — when there is money in it.~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.~~Gregg Hahn~~ |
| I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.~~ A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~ Joseph Boyle~~ A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~ Honesty is the best policy — when there is money in it.~~Cloyd Schooff~~ |
| A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~ I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.~~ Steven Goetsch~~ Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.~~ I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~Barbara Pocan~~ |
| A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~ I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.~~ Daniel Huber~~ A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~ A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~Bonnie Gard~~ |
| If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.~~ I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.~~ It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~ Dean Pawlinski~~ Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.~~ It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.~~ Honesty is the best policy — when there is money in it.~~ Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.~~Luther Meyerhofer~~ |
| It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~ Rosa Handrick~~ Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~ Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.~~ Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~Antonio Schooff~~ |
| A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~ Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.~~ I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.~~ An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ Pedro Pawlinski~~ I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.~~ Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~Angel Hines~~ |
| It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.~~ In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~ Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~ Suzanne Huber~~ Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.~~ It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.~~Gregg Gard~~ |
| Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ Larry Brandemuehl~~ I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~ Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.~~ A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~ I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.~~Shirley Duff~~ |
| I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.~~ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.~~ Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~ Suzanne Ladwig~~ Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.~~ Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~Robin Staskunas~~ |
| Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~ Steven Hubler~~ If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.~~ Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.~~Pedro Schneider~~ |
| A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~ In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~ Michael Stone~~ Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.~~ It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~Dan Travis~~ |
| I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.~~ I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~ Dean Handrick~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~ Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~ I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~Sheldon Hines~~ |
| Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~ If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.~~ Leon Gordon~~ Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.~~ Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.~~ Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~Spencer Young~~ |
| I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~ Stephen Klusman~~ Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.~~ Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.~~ I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.~~Joan Hines~~ |
| In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ Fredrick Underheim~~ Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.~~ In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~ Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.~~ Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.~~Martin Lassa~~ |
| It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.~~ Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~ Daniel Gronemus~~ I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.~~ Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.~~ In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~ If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.~~Joan Pocan~~ |
| In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~ If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.~~ Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.~~ Terese Lehman~~ Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~ Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~DuWayne Powers~~ |
| If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.~~ In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~ Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.~~ Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.~~ Gregory Handrick~~ If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~ It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~Donald Klusman~~ |
| Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.~~ An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.~~ Peggy Sherman~~ Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~ If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.~~ In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.~~Kitty Nardelli~~ |
| Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~ It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.~~ I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.~~ I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.~~ Gregg Walker~~ It is easier to stay out than get out.~~ Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.~~ It is easier to stay out than get out.~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~Thomas Huebsch~~ |
| It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~ Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.~~ I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~ Rick Balow~~ Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.~~ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~Anthony Pawlinski~~ |
| Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~ Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.~~ Jean Johnson-Odom~~ I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.~~ It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.~~Luther Urban~~ |
| Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.~~ Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.~~ Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~ Jeffrey Wood~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~ Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.~~Fredrick Seratti~~ |
| If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~ Marc Townsend~~ It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.~~ A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.~~ Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~Gregory Huebsch~~ |
| It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.~~ Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.~~ Jeffrey Ladwig~~ It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.~~ Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.~~Timothy Montgomery~~ |
| An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~ Eugene D'Amato~~ I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~ It is easier to stay out than get out.~~Jean Kreuser~~ |
| Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.~~ A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~ Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear — not absence of fear.~~ I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.~~ Joseph Kedzie~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~Terry Jensen~~ |
| An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~ It is easier to stay out than get out.~~ It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.~~ Robin Huber~~ Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.~~ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.~~ Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~Paul Kelso~~ |
| I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ Honesty is the best policy — when there is money in it.~~ Jean Gard~~ Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.~~ It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.~~Jerry Miller~~ |
| I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.~~ Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.~~ Glenn Carpenter~~ Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.~~ In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~Carol Freese~~ |
| A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.~~ Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.~~ Jeffrey Seratti~~ In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~ In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~DuWayne Hutchison~~ |
| It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~ It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~ Glenn Kreuser~~ Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.~~ It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.~~David Miller~~ |
| Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.~~ It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.~~ Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.~~ Honesty is the best policy — when there is money in it.~~ Fredrick Sinicki~~ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.~~ Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~ Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.~~Julie Pawlinski~~ |
| A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~ Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.~~ A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~ Jeffrey Hines~~ Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.~~ I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.~~Sheldon Carpenter~~ |
| In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language.~~ I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.~~ Shirley Hasenohrl~~ Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~ It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.~~ Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.~~Leon Albers~~ |
| An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ It is easier to stay out than get out.~~ Johnnie Breier~~ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.~~ I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.~~ In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~Bonnie Leibham~~ |
| In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.~~ A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~ Larry Spillner~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~ It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.~~ I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.~~ I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.~~Barbara Jensen~~ |
| If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.~~ I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.~~ A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~ Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.~~ Jon Wieckert~~ Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.~~ Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.~~Barbara Wood~~ |
| An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.~~ Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~ I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.~~ I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.~~ Robert Musser~~ I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.~~ In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.~~Stephen Berceau~~ |
| Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.~~ I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.~~ Jeff Nass~~ If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.~~ A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.~~ A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.~~ I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.~~John Ainsworth~~ |
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